My friend and I were talking about Canadian Geese today. Specifically, we were discussing their violent eradication, as they are obnoxious honking shitbags.
He proposed the use of shotguns to shoot them. I countered that we needed to use miniguns. Thus, we came upon a brilliant compromise: shotgun miniguns.
Honestly, I’m surprised why nobody’s made one yet, particularly for close-in urban fighting where long range is not important.

2 thoughts on “BRILLIANT!”

  1. My God, I’ve died and gone to heaven. Why has no one thought of this brilliant idea before? Not only do I support such an ingenious idea, I would sell all my possession to help fund the R&D and eventual production of such a glorious contraption.

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