The Arizona Rifleman

Brings New Meaning to “Half-Cocked”

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Heh.

Grant told cops that he was walking home from Amersfort Park at East 39th Street and Avenue J in East Flatbush around 1:30 a.m., when the gun began to fall into his pants, sources said.
When Grant grabbed for it, he accidentally pulled the trigger, firing a bullet right through his penis.

Folks, if you’re dropping your gun, don’t try to catch it. Let it fall, pick it up, and reholster it. Essentially all modern pistols are drop-safe. The embarrassment of dropping a gun is nothing compared to the embarrassment of shooting your own penis off.

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4 responses to “Brings New Meaning to “Half-Cocked””

  1. richard Avatar
    richard

    I think the problem was that it was stuck in his pants without a holster…

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  2. Llew Avatar
    Llew

    sounds like Darwin in action, somebody this dumb does not need to be using a gun or what he shot

    Reply
  3. SayUncle » Don’t go off half-cocked

    […] And, repeat after me, do not try to catch a dropped gun. […]

    Reply
  4. Ed Foster Avatar
    Ed Foster

    This is my rifle, this is my gun,
    This is for shooting, this is for fun.
    You think we should have a little remedial education before we let them out of the slammer?

    Reply

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