Brings New Meaning to “Half-Cocked”

Heh.

Grant told cops that he was walking home from Amersfort Park at East 39th Street and Avenue J in East Flatbush around 1:30 a.m., when the gun began to fall into his pants, sources said.
When Grant grabbed for it, he accidentally pulled the trigger, firing a bullet right through his penis.

Folks, if you’re dropping your gun, don’t try to catch it. Let it fall, pick it up, and reholster it. Essentially all modern pistols are drop-safe. The embarrassment of dropping a gun is nothing compared to the embarrassment of shooting your own penis off.

4 thoughts on “Brings New Meaning to “Half-Cocked””

  1. This is my rifle, this is my gun,
    This is for shooting, this is for fun.
    You think we should have a little remedial education before we let them out of the slammer?

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