The Citizen’s Guide to Small Arms


Found on Fark.com. No mention of original author. I would be happy to credit the original author if I knew who they were.

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17 responses to “The Citizen’s Guide to Small Arms”

  1. […] a journalists guide to Firearms Identification. ?I’d be pretty impressed with any journalist that could correctly identify all of these, […]

  2. anonymous Avatar
    anonymous

    ak — AR-15,M16
    FN P90 — mini Uzi (not micro)
    bolt action barrett 50 — walther PPK (Bond, James Bond)
    browning high power — RPG
    ray gun, yugo?

  3. MrWolf Avatar
    MrWolf

    Close, but no cigar. I’m fairly sure the ‘browning high power’ is a CZ.
    A-, must try (a bit) harder.
    Best wishes.

  4. Jeff the Baptist Avatar

    That’s a Barrett Model 95. It’s also a CZ 75 not a hipower. The bottom row looks a like a squirt gun to me and I have no idea what the car is.

  5. Tam Avatar

    I’m not sure about all those Uzis, but I think the car is a Gaia-pollutin’, size 18 EEE carbon-footprint-havin’, non-eco friendly, love child of a Vauxhall Cresta and an AMC Matador.

  6. Arizona Rifleman Avatar

    anonymous, I think the bottom-left “ray gun” is actually a potato-pellet gun.
    Many thanks to Inebriated Arsonist at Sebastian’s for identifying it.

  7. Kevin K Avatar
    Kevin K

    The car is a British-market Ford Cortina mark III. Looks to be a ’72.

  8. Arizona Rifleman Avatar

    richard: Indeed, it was.

  9. Steve Skubinna Avatar
    Steve Skubinna

    Horse poop. Every single one of those is a “high powered fully automatic assault rifle.”
    Except the last, which is a Gaia-raper.

  10. Ride Fast Avatar

    […] Gun Identification Charts […]
    Brilliant.

  11. Chris M Avatar
    Chris M

    I remember buying those “spud guns” at the local drug store in the late fifties. IIRC, they cost about a buck. Stick that short muzzle into a potato (spud), squeeze the grip, and the short piece of potato stuck in the muzzle would launch towards your target. Me and the neighbor boys had many an epic battle with those.

  12. nichole Avatar
    nichole

    heynow …
    i’ll stick with “shooty things” for #’s 1-9, although #9 somewhat resembles a nerf gun to me … all #10 looks like it could shoot is holes in your checking account 🙂

  13. […] The Arizona Rifleman, as a public service to hoplophobes everywhere, has reproduced this handy guide to so-called “assault” weapons: […]

  14. […] A Journalist's Citizen's Guide to Firearms Identification. Courtesy of The Arizona Rifleman. […]

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