Weapons-Grade Stupidity

  1. Steal magnetic roof signs from Pizza Hut delivery vehicles.
  2. Call Pizza Hut manager, demand $500 for the return of the signs.
  3. Send photograph of signs, including the license plates of two of your own cars in the background.
  4. Profit! Get busted by the cops.

There really needs to be “felony stupid” charge for some criminals.