All that is necessary for the triumph of good is that evil men do nothing.

Ain’t that the truth.

“You’re paranoid, this isn’t a slippery slope” almost always means “I wish you hadn’t identified our attempt at incrementalism.”

Fark user paygun, in a post about the TSA

Guns don’t kill people. Bullets kill people. Unless you pistol whip someone or hit them with a bayonet or the butt of a riffle, or the gun explodes or the gun falls from someplace really high and hits you.

- HoratioGates, in this Fark thread.

If we have sunk to new depths, it is by having giants stand upon our shoulders.

- Slashdot user sukotto in this thread.

Wouldn’t a shotgun loaded with rock salt be a great slug gun? You know, for shooting slugs, the slimy things on the ground.

- Doug