The Arizona Rifleman

All that is necessary for the triumph of good is that evil men do nothing.

Ain’t that the truth.

“You’re paranoid, this isn’t a slippery slope” almost always means “I wish you hadn’t identified our attempt at incrementalism.”

Fark user paygun, in a post about the TSA

Screw quantum mechanics. I should have become a rocket scientist; it’d be easier.

- Me, after a particularly mind-warping quantum mechanics class.

Guns don’t kill people. Bullets kill people. Unless you pistol whip someone or hit them with a bayonet or the butt of a riffle, or the gun explodes or the gun falls from someplace really high and hits you.

- HoratioGates, in this Fark thread.

Sometimes the only way to deal with intimidation is with laughter.

If we have sunk to new depths, it is by having giants stand upon our shoulders.

- Slashdot user sukotto in this thread.

Wouldn’t a shotgun loaded with rock salt be a great slug gun? You know, for shooting slugs, the slimy things on the ground.

- Doug

Guns are terrible weapons of death and destruction that turn anyone who holds them into a Chaotic Evil character if they fail a Will Save DC25 It is the duty of our Political Paladins to make sure such evil does not fall into the hands of men.

- Farker Lamune_Baba, in this thread.

The assault weapons ban has about as much to do with machine guns as it does with monkeys.

- Uncle, referring to Gen. Clark’s erroneous statement.

Some people apparently love writing in longhand. Some people apparently love getting whipped while their mouth is stuffed full of a ball-gag, too. Hey, it’s a free country…

Tam, in the comments of Marko’s post.

I’m left-handed as well, and writing often feels like a chore. Even so, I love the feel of pen (and oftentimes pencil) on paper, even if I am just doodling.