Married
As of yesterday, I’m now a married man. Things went off excellently, and I’m now married to who I consider to be the most wonderful woman in the world.
As previously mentioned, I’ll be a bit out of the loop for the next few weeks due to being on my honeymoon.
Excellent sir, welcome to the fellowship of enhanced life expectancy and expanding waistlines.
Congrats to you, and I hope you two have a very happy honeymoon.
Wahoo!!
Congrats!
Sucker!!! Seriously, about time! Good luck and remember these three words are the key to a happy marriage: “I’m sorry dear”