BRILLIANT!
My friend and I were talking about Canadian Geese today. Specifically, we were discussing their violent eradication, as they are obnoxious honking shitbags.
He proposed the use of shotguns to shoot them. I countered that we needed to use miniguns. Thus, we came upon a brilliant compromise: shotgun miniguns.
Honestly, I’m surprised why nobody’s made one yet, particularly for close-in urban fighting where long range is not important.
Closest thing is the Belt Fed Shotgun.
My God, I’ve died and gone to heaven. Why has no one thought of this brilliant idea before? Not only do I support such an ingenious idea, I would sell all my possession to help fund the R&D and eventual production of such a glorious contraption.