Geeky Birthdays

It was my friend D’s birthday yesterday.

A piñata was involved.

However, the kite string that we originally intended to suspend the piñata with proved to be insufficiently strong and kept snapping under the weight of all the tasty candy…so we used a Cat5 ethernet cable instead.

You know you’re in the presence of geeks when nobody found the utterance, “Crap! The string broke again! Does anyone have any ethernet cable?” unusual. I suppose that’s the case when a bunch of physicists, astronomers, and computer engineers get together.

Weapons-Grade Stupidity

  1. Steal magnetic roof signs from Pizza Hut delivery vehicles.
  2. Call Pizza Hut manager, demand $500 for the return of the signs.
  3. Send photograph of signs, including the license plates of two of your own cars in the background.
  4. Profit! Get busted by the cops.

There really needs to be “felony stupid” charge for some criminals.

FBI Info About Criminal Gun Use

The FBI has released information about criminal uses of firearms in assaults on police officers.

Some interesting bits:

  • Most guns are stolen. None of the criminals in the sample group acquired their guns from gun shows.
  • The availability of a gun was the primary factor, only one member of the sample group had a “weapon of choice”.
  • The vast majority of guns found were handguns.
  • Most criminals used “point shooting” techniques rather than using sights.
  • Holsters were almost never used, with guns instead being stuck in waistbands.
  • 40% of the sample group had military firearm training. Many of them practiced frequently (though not at formal ranges).

Arizona and (the lack of) Natural Disasters

Arizona is, in essence, a land without natural disasters.

The most dramatic natural occurances we get here are:

  • It gets really, really hot during the summer.
  • For a few months out of the year, it rains pretty hard.

The most dangerous part is that people freak out and forget how to drive in the rain, so there’s a few car crashes. The summer heat means I run my AC, so the electric bill goes up a little bit.

No major floods, no earthquakes, no hurricanes, no tornadoes, no blizzards, etc. The deserts have a lot of little scrubby plants, bushes, and cacti, but there’s not a lot of big trees (Northern Arizona is an exception) so wildfires are not a big threat.

I used to live in the San Francisco Bay Area, and while earthquakes were a risk, they weren’t a huge deal: they happened infrequently (unlike a “hurricane season”, there’s no such thing as “earthquake season”), modern buildings were constructed to be seismically safe, and our house was built on bedrock. During the big 1989 earthquake, we had a picture or two fall off the shelves. No other damage. It’s easy to prepare against an earthquake, but considerably harder to prepare against things like floods.

I’m still not sure why anyone settles in low-lying, flood-and-hurricane-prone areas. I’m even more puzzled as to why people who settle in those areas don’t buy insurance to protect against the risks they face. If I lived in a hurricane area and couldn’t afford flood insurance, I’d move somewhere where floods and hurricanes were not common. Like Arizona.

On a similar note, this blog is hosted in Phoenix by an excellent hosting company. The lack of major natural disasters was one of the reasons I chose to host there, in addition to their excellent stance on free speech, affordable price, and great performance and reliability. Lack of huge storms trying to destroy your datacenter is a good thing, even if it means that employees of my hosting company will never have to camp out in the datacenter with food and armaments.

Blackwater Endorses Gun Control

David Codrea mentions this story:

Blackwater Worldwide announced its support of AB2498, proposed legislation that would prevent prohibited persons from unlawful access to and possession of firearms.

This legislation would serve to hold all responsible firearms training facilities to a common standard, allow training of responsible citizens, and, hopefully, reduce firearms capabilities of dangerous criminals.

AB2498 basically requires any firearms training facility with a written contract with the federal government to provide training services to require background checks on those seeking training there, unless the individuals are members of the police or military.

Somehow, I suspect that the criminals aren’t going to bother spending thousands of dollars at training facilities. Once again, a useless law that does nothing but inconvienience the law-abiding.

Update: Sebastian pointed out that this law would only apply to facilities with written contracts with the federal government to provide training services. I’ve updated the original post with italicized text.